Sunday, March 18, 2012

20 Reasons Why I Dislike The Philippines by Jimmy Sieczka

So this guy has been living in the Philippines for 3 years and claims that he's experienced and seen EVERYTHING that Philippines has to offer already.

From whitening cream to MILFS to ladyboys,yep, this guy has seen it all.

He has been declared as a "persona non grata" by the city of Cebu.

Persona non grata (Latin, plural: personae non gratae), literally meaning "an unwelcome person", is a legal term used in diplomacy that indicates a proscription against a person entering the country. It is the most serious form of censure which one country can apply to foreign diplomats, who are otherwise protected by diplomatic immunity from arrest and other normal kinds of prosecution
Wikipedia - persona non grata

He also finds Ladyboys really hot.

Image Source:'s Miss Ladyboy Pageant


His List of Things that will annoy you in the Philippines

1. Gigantic holes in the street
2. People selling Cialis on sidewalk.
3. Street food ( Inihaw )
4. Terrorists ( makes fun of MILFs, shows ignorance )
5. Construction sites
6. Whitening Cream
7. Pollution
8. Traffic
9. His bubblegum in a plastic bag
10. People not obeying Traffic laws
11. Comfort Rooms ( no toilet paper or the fact that it's called CR )
12. Security Guards everywhere ( hates giggling and sleeping security guards )
13. People pissing anywhere ( according to him it's pinoy's past time )
14. Security Guards' " heavy frisking "
15. Cabs beeping their horns ( In America, you'd get beat up, so he says )
16. Small cut napkins
17. Beggars
18. Chickens in the city
19. Blasting Music everywhere at night
20. Ladyboys and Koreans
21. Cockroaches
22. Beggars asking for tips
23. Scooters

And here is a video of two white guys reasons why they love the Philippines



Department of Tourism Philippines' Assistant Secretary and Spokeperson told Yahoo! Southeast Asia that a single video will not affect their efforts of promoting the Philippines to the world.
If he has 20 reasons why he is not fond of our country, we can get 20 million reasons more why it is more fun in the Philippines

The important thing to remember here is that this is a one-man opinion against the millions of Filipinos who still love the Philippines.

Source:Yahoo! Southeast Asia - DOT's not worried

Jimmy Sieczka's half-ass video apology. He actually has the gall to say that it saddens him that Filipinos are hating on him because of the video. What a piece of work this guy is. All I can say is watch out for the "MILFs".

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